- DVD writing and production
- Conference and speech scripts
- Brochures and magazines
- Website copy and management
- Press office and media handling
- VIP and event handling
- Media training
- Crisis management
- Press releases
No more blogging. I’m just not interesting enough.
Nothing to see, go to your homes. Or better, my homepage.
Now it can be told…
The radio play proposal didn’t make it through to the next labyrinthine round of the BBC commissioning process. Its disembowelled corpse lies spread across the tarmac of the corporation’s no doubt robust strategy.
So here’s the script for Rutger the Rabbit, or at least as far as I got with it….
On the upside, someone gave me a car the other day.
I’ve just heard from a BBC producer I’ve been working with that I’ve got a radio play in the next commissioning round. In the BBC’s labyrinthine commissioning process, that means it’s got through the departmental sift. The next hurdles are to get through the precommissioning offers, and then commissioning itself.
Michelle Lipton’s got an extremely useful rundown of the radio commissioning process on her blog. I’ve had it explained to me and but it’s like when accountants explain income tax – I can just grasp it at the time, but ten minutes later, it’s Zen like mysticism again. Still, that’s what producers are for…
.. since my last post. But I’m back now, anyway.
I’ve put up some clips on YouTube from a indie sitcom pilot I did a long time ago in a universe far far away.
It’s an innuendo happy Jane Austen/Henry Fielding-esque romp, which my co-writer, Peter Thornhill directed, and I produced, call Sedgefield Park. We raised the money in a very complicated and clever scheme from one of EM Media’s predecessors, EMMI, and used it as a calling card. So this is the first time it’s been put before an adoring public.
Or they’re here:
The wimpish Mr Nancy confronts his old adversary Major Boner:
Meanwhile, the Squire’s two handymen, Perkins and Grummock, show off their talent for ‘pig whispering’, encouraging Mr Nancy’s recalcitrant boar Percy to romance his own prize sow, Twinkie.
While Mr Nancy’s genteel intended, Jane assess Major Boner’s charms…
And Mr Nancy spies on their courting:
I entered a ten minute extract about a homeless detective, and together with two others, it was worked up in about an hour and half into a script-in-hand rehearsed reading sort of thing by the fab Susan Jacobson, from Pistachio Productions, with the actors who were also all fantastic, particularly the two leads, Aaron Smith and Lauren Carse.
Yes, I know this is an outbreak of loveyness but it is warranted.
Then I got interviewed by David Morrissey. That David Morrissey, who said some very nice things including that my dialogue was ‘brilliant’, and did Q and A with the audience. My ego was thoroughly gorged.
Now I’ve just got to finish the bloody script. Email me if you’re a producer, commissioner or have money and you’d like to see it.
I’m having fun.
The James Randi Educational Foundation movement is organising its first Amazing Meeting outside the US and I’m doing the PR (like this press release on the TAM ticket frenzy). Called TAM London, it’s got a killer line up – James Randi, Phil Plait, Jon Ronson, Ben Goldacre, Richard Wiseman, Ariane Sherine, Simon Singh, Brian Cox, Adam Savage, Tim Minchin.
If I believed in gods, these would be them.
Skepticism is really growing in the UK – there are loads of talks in pubs etc, and the conference sold out in 10 mins – 500 tickets at £175 so my main thing is to get the word out. And for once I have time before the actual event.
There’s also a couple of really cool ‘event’ type things being set up that I’m not going to detail, because I’m now one of the ruling elite, party to the secret conspiracy which keeps you, yes all of you, under the cosh.