Now it can be told…
The radio play proposal didn’t make it through to the next labyrinthine round of the BBC commissioning process. Its disembowelled corpse lies spread across the tarmac of the corporation’s no doubt robust strategy.
So here’s the script for Rutger the Rabbit, or at least as far as I got with it….
On the upside, someone gave me a car the other day.
I’ve just heard from a BBC producer I’ve been working with that I’ve got a radio play in the next commissioning round. In the BBC’s labyrinthine commissioning process, that means it’s got through the departmental sift. The next hurdles are to get through the precommissioning offers, and then commissioning itself.
Michelle Lipton’s got an extremely useful rundown of the radio commissioning process on her blog. I’ve had it explained to me and but it’s like when accountants explain income tax – I can just grasp it at the time, but ten minutes later, it’s Zen like mysticism again. Still, that’s what producers are for…
.. since my last post. But I’m back now, anyway.
I’ve put up some clips on YouTube from a indie sitcom pilot I did a long time ago in a universe far far away.
It’s an innuendo happy Jane Austen/Henry Fielding-esque romp, which my co-writer, Peter Thornhill directed, and I produced, call Sedgefield Park. We raised the money in a very complicated and clever scheme from one of EM Media’s predecessors, EMMI, and used it as a calling card. So this is the first time it’s been put before an adoring public.
The three YouTube clips are Pig Whispering, Wedding Bells, and Bush Trimming, and Tearstained Letters.
Or they’re here:
The wimpish Mr Nancy confronts his old adversary Major Boner:
Meanwhile, the Squire’s two handymen, Perkins and Grummock, show off their talent for ‘pig whispering’, encouraging Mr Nancy’s recalcitrant boar Percy to romance his own prize sow, Twinkie.
While Mr Nancy’s genteel intended, Jane assess Major Boner’s charms…
And Mr Nancy spies on their courting: